Tips for Marital Harmony

Tips For Marital Harmony

IS YOUR SIGNIFICANT-OTHER (ie. Auditor) BECOMING UNEASY ABOUT YOUR HORSE SPENDING?? AT BCF WE CAN HELP! SEE HELPFUL HINTS BELOW:

From: Michele Aiello
Oh god, yesterday the auditor asked me "what is CJL for $140" . I replied "I'm not sure, could be NJPL which is New Jersey Power and> Light". He hasn't asked since so I think I'm ok. BTW - I will never put "farm"or "stable" after the name because it's so much easier to be creative!

From: Susan Whitman
CJL is Central Jersey Light. FDF (Field of Dreams Farm) is the local fire department fund. Wits End is the $ budgeted for babysitters that I then pay in cash.

From: Karen
Hint: DESTROY all receipts from Rick's and Tack Shelter ( do not allow them to linger at the bottom of bags, or in the car - they can be found) If, something is found simply say "Oh that was for Cherry, I picked it up for her and she paid me back" or - "I took that back; when I showed it to Nancy she said I got the wrong thing - the one I actually got was only $10.00"

From: Rachael Timmons
Crying works like a charm…my husband falls for it every time…I have to say I’m a pretty good actress…don’t tell the hubby or I’m done.

From: Michele Aielo
Crying doesn't work with Jimmy. He's SO on to me and ends many arguments with "and don't bother trying squirt out tears..."

From: Rachael Timmons
I instantly get my way when the tears start. Mike immediately comes over and tries to hug me and I push him away and that makes him feel even worse. Guilt is a beautiful thing!

From: Susan Whitman
Looks like you guys need a full lesson on creative budgeting. Write checks for everything. Woodedge is the company you order your seasoned wood from. Then you chop down your own tree and stack your own wood. I have extra trees and my own chainsaw and splitter. Briarwood is the new company you get your wood from. They are cheaper and you are Saving money. Hopefully the tree you chopped down was big and the auditor won't even notice that you don't get more wood. To pay board, go ahead and write BCF. Then if the auditor complains, blab about how you don't have your hair or nails done, don't belong to a gym, don't have a shoe fetish. My auditor looks at my hair and nails and the conversation is over before it begins. If the board bill is high, due to shows and lessons, write the check to Dr. Bloom. Then tell him that she is a psychologist who provides private therapy sessions. Remind him that your inlaws visited a few times and you needed extra sessions. Dr. Miller prescribes the meds that Dr. Bloom can't. She takes care of the hormones, flu shots, and tranqs as needed. Ricks is Cream Ridges version of Aldis. You go there for the sales to save money. One more thing. If you need to sell your horse, have Nancy just hack him around at a show. All the trainers are going to want to know who Bloom is riding now. Your horse will immediately be worth between five to ten thousand more, depending on what show you are at. Anybody need anymore helpful hints?


From Elaine Seibold
Chop my own wood? Hell, Bill still opens the car door for me. He'd NEVER believe that. Just stand there and cry, Use the line " Do you know how long I was in labor delivering EACH of YOUR 6 children?? That I didn't sleep through the night for 15 straight years??? How much
urine I have cleaned off toilets from YOUR sons?? DON'T you THINK that I deserve a little HAPPINESS and RELAXATION now??" Guilt works best on Catholics and Jews.